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I'm Sexy And I Know It.

Still wondering where those pictures I'd promised you about? NO LOL I'M JUST LYING I'M SO LAZY KAY! 

Seriously, I need another term break like right now. I'm so sick of coming to school and  do exercises. I'm so sick of my mother pulling my blanket every single morning. I'm so sick of looking at numbers and chemical names I do not even understand. I'm so sick of going to the toilet and look at nasty stuff like unflushed pee and poo. HEY RESPONSIBLE LAH YOU THROW WASTE YOU EXPECT ME TO FLUSH FOR YOU? Okay enough of the ranting. God so #galau man. 


By the way, visited Istana Maimun and Tjong A Fie last Friday for our project. Took some pictures but again, lazy to upload. Well, interviewed a French tourist....which was an epic fail. So not professional and stuttered a lot. Uhuk. Then, I went to Claudia's house to make some videos. And by the way, the VLOGs we made at Starbucks were uploaded. CLICK HERE to watch our awesome VLOGs. You are going to be shocked because I look kinda hot there. No lah not hot must be humble oke?


By the way, Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO is awesome. HUAHAHAHA ESPECIALLY THE WIGGLE WIGGLE PART. CLICK HERE TO WATCH YO BABY BABIES. LMFAO always make phenomenal music videos. And have you noticed that I use 'LINK' too much? I just know how to link stuff at my entry. Maklum, suapakau. 

So true. So true. Our textbooks got reprinted for how many times? First published at 1980 or something. 


KBYE! A A I WORK OUTTT!!!

TOP OF THE WORLD.

Received a very good epic news today!
STRAIGHT As FOR TERM ONE HUAHAHAHAHA seriously I'm going to be a nerd by the end of Secondary 3. Seriously, there are tons of homework every single day. It's okay if they are easy but their not as easy as cleaning your butt after poo. That one easy leh, these homework no!!! #Singlish Walao my singlish so shiok one.

So, I promised you that I'll post pictures of Giovanni's birthday but because I'm being a nerd for these past few days and due to my extreme laziness to plug Speedy and switch on my laptop so no. But because tomorrow is the start of the term break and I do not have to take my report file because I know my grades already and my mom cannot speak English and she doesn't want to hear bad comments from Ms. Eileen and so you know the end already lahhh.

So, pictures are all from Elaine's facebook and 2 pictures of me are from Delfina's blog. PUTU PUTU NARZIZ GITULOCH ^^~ #DoNotReadThisBlogAnymore

Kekekekekeke here's the cake huahahahahaha kept it in my refrigerator for the whole night. I think it smelled like meat or fish I don't know. I placed it very near to them. 

Who is this hot chick? Why is she here in my blog?

The unknown hot girl and the birthday girl!

DONO COUPLE.

I LOVE YOSHI. LESS THAN THREE, YOSHI. less than three. <3

 

HOT BROTHER VINCENT TANOTO.

LAI JO EN MAMI CIM LU HENG LAI!!!

AND PREPARE FOR EXTREME HOTNESS THAT WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM AND SHOUT. Seriously.

Now, please put on your clothes. HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. #ABAIKAN #LAGISTRESS


And as you can see, my hair is getting longer and it's getting epic. Haircut this Saturday probably. Uhuk. Goodbye yoo mushroom.


I will upload pictures from my own camera as soon as possible. Okay, soon if I'm not lazy. Truth is the resize thingy is the most troublesome part in the process of uploading pictures. So lazy you know. HUAHAHAHA KBYE!


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18th September 2011

I want to thank Giovanni Tionardy for the treat and fun I had today. Thanks, Gio! Muahahahahaha cepat-cepat jadian sama Minhwan atau siapa pun yang lu suka deh! #Norak

Uhuk, so let me tell you what I did today.
Woke up at 8:30 AM. Ngulet-ngulet in my bed for like 15 minutes then wake up and had my breakfast, shower, brush my teeth, etc. Hoehaoehoaheo. Woke dad up to send me to Giovanni's house but before that, I fetched Delfina AND SAW THE MOST HANDSOME KID IN THE WORLD! YES! DELWYN DIEGO!!! SO HAWT!!! #Pedofil #Abaikan

Delfina, Claudia, Elaine, Cat S, Nathania and I arrived at Giovanni's house at about 9 AM. Hmmm. 
 
Huahahahaha. Yesterday, we actually planned to make a surprise for Giovanni. But it failed, unfortunately. Kenzie told her that we were in front of their house. It failed epicly. HOEHAOEHAOEHO. Had a great time at her house. Taking pictures, eating the food her mom cooked for us early in the morning (thanks ie! Lain kali saya tak akan merepotkan anda lagi. Annyeong!) and played pingpong with Kenzie. Losing to a P6 kid is no fun at all. He punished me by asking me to go down the stairs to her sister's room SQUATING. KENZIE ASDFGHJKL but nevermind. He is so cute and adorable aha aha aha aha ayok brondong sama ciecie. #Abaikan #Stress

Then, okay not we but me, Elaine and Claudia went to Starbucks in Sun hohohoho. Actually, our main plain was to 'SKYPE WITH MISS SATYA AND DISCUSS ABOUT OUR RESEARCH PAPERS' but it failed. First, she is not online until now and second, I was so hyped about this 'HAI EVERYONE' guy. HUAHAHAHAHA seriously, that guy is epic. Then, we camwhored in the public. But who cares, nobody knows us. Huahahahahahahahaha. Made many failed VLOGs. Claudia should've uploaded it by now at her blog. 

Then, we went to Traders where Giovanni held her birthday at. Realise that I always start new paragraphs with 'THEN'? I've got no other words to replace 'then' uhuk. Took a lot of pictures huahahahaha and there are boys like Vincent, Widodo, Jestin, Lawrence and Christopher. Huahahahaha. So happy leh huahaha so many hot pictures phaisei lor. 

#RightNowTypingSuperFastBecauseTheMUvsChelseaMatchHasStartedAlready

Then, we went to Cambridge in two cars. Huahahahaha there's already 2 cars but it's still so squeezy. Sat on Elaine's lap while holding my fart huahahahahaha. Laughing while holding your fart is pure torture. Huahahahahaha. We planned, again, to watch horror movies in moviegoers however, when we arrived there, ALL THE ROOMS ARE FULL. THEN FOR WHAT I HOLD FART FOR SO LONG LEH???!!!

Kay, pictures will be uploaded tomorrow since my Nikon thingy in my laptop had been deleted and now I can't resize pictures. Saved some pictures from Facebook and also some pictures from camwhoring. However, football and McD first kay so tomorrow I will upload those pictures. And also, there are many DONO moments today uhuk uhuk people love DONO moments uhuk uhuk it is Widodo and Novie moments if you would like to know.

KAY BYE THE MATCH HAS ALREADY STARTED AISHH!!!

A Tribute to Giovanni Tionardy

First of all, I want to wish my dear friend GIOVANNI TIONARDY a happy birthday. 

Ignore the 'From: IU' thingy. HUAHAHA long last with Try Widodo.

Home alone right now. Hmmm. Alone. Hmmm. I want food. Hmmm. But don't worry I bought myself a McD fried chicken so I won't be lonely tonight. Currently in a special relationship with research paper. What a perfect Saturday night. Hmm.

Nothing much to say. This blog is so dead. Muahahaha. Goodnight!!!

And we stay forever young.

Great news: FINISHED MY RESEARCH PAPER!!! WOOHOOOOOOO

Seriously, it is killing me slowly and right now I'm an expert in Tourism in North Sumatra. HUH! No, just kidding. Barely understood anything. Copypasted everything. Roses are red and violets are blue, God bless my research paper yuhuuu. #jayus #gaje  And do you know that Immanuel church near Sun Plaza is the oldest church in Medan? #RandomNorthSumatraFacts Uhuk.

Played American football today kekekekekekeke. It was fun DURING the game and AFTER the game I smelled like a pig shxt. Sweating like a pig. I'm sorry to those people who are sitting around me, my body odor smells like shxt. I know and I'm sorry. Then, my armpits are so sweaty and this is the problem. Every time you wanted to grab something far and you opened your armpits and there are people around you, there is an #awkwardmoment 'Should I take that thing or shouldn't I?' 'What if they smell my armpit? WHAT SHALL I DO LEHHH????' Ahhh... #galau 


And bytheway, now I know what I want to be when I am older. Yes, you're right!
                                   RICH THAI THAI
Kekekekekeke seriously, just sit down and shake ass and sleep and eat and blablabla. Kekekekekeke. Awesome, right?
Kay goodnight!!! 

 

 

Drop out and be the next Bill Gates.

I want to drop out from school, work, earn cash, build my own spaceship, be the youngest person to fly a spaceship solo, be famous and rich and then live with hot Korean guys.
If life is as easy as writing the sentence above. Hmm.
Lately, I'm having a mood swing or PMS a.k.a. Pissed at MimiAtutBulgogi Syndrome. Mimi Atut Bulgogi is my other nickname.....it's okay if you do not understand. Kekekekeke. UHUK. KEKEKEKEKEKEKE. 
Erkhem erkhem. This paragraph is so awkward.


I'm still pissed for the fact that this Agama teacher, Immanuel, confiscated my headphone, ONLY THE HEADPHONE, and has not returned it back yet. Seriously, whythefuuuu should you confiscate a headphone that is unplugged? That's just plain stupid. I sacrificed my peaceful weekend just to come to school and listen to boring lectures for the sake of Ujian Nasional which will be held next year. Seriously, I paid for the tuition which is pretty expensive, sacrificed my weekend just to come to school on Saturday and then you just hit the door and screamed at me. It's not like I'm the only one talking in the class. Hey, there were bunch of students who were talking and giggling and you didn't scold them? Are you blind or something? Then, you screamed at me harshly and every DAMN time I asked you why am I the only one that you scold, you just ignore the question and ask me to shut up. And dude, I asked you politely. Screaming just make you look like an idiot, not fierce kay? Get lost, dude. Like seriously.


Okay, enough of the ranting. You should be proud because I dedicated my 12 minutes writing a long paragraph for you, Immanuel. Yeah, you should. Kekekekekeke, MOOD SWING CYUNG CYUNG!!!


And periodic table. Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, Neon, Sodium, Magnesium, Aluminum, Silicon, Phosphorus, Sulfur, Chlorine, Argon, Potassium and Calcium. Should memorise that for the quiz tomorrow. Life is Secondary 3 is just crazy. On the first day of school, teachers gave you angelic smiles that would make you feel relieved BUT THEN THEY GIVE A LOT OF HOMEWORK AND TEST AND THERE ARE TONS OF THEM. Yuk rame-rame rebus baygon terus minum yuk. Syubidambidambidam~~


Love life....Hmm, not interested in having a relationship with someone. Kekekekeke ignore my previous posts about that 'guy'. He's not important to me anymore. Kekekekekekeke. Saya ABG yang sangat labil. Ampuni saya oh. 


Oh yes, a special present for you:

Suatu hari, pada zaman kealayan Novie Chiuman,
 

These are like apology letters to Try Widodo but they're in pictures. Kekekekekekeke. KEKEKEKEKE. PUAS?!


Brb nangis di bawah shower. #PocongggStyle
And bytheway, the real Poconggg is pretty handsome uhuk. 


Okay, Tuti sudah marah. Let's go to sleep now. Cukstaw!

And by the way, this post is also for my English assignment. Copy paste uhuk uhuk so pardon my ENGLISH YANG LEBAY SEKALI.

Just directly look to the content lah. See what title.

This post is dedicated to my hot friend, Try Widodo.
All the sentences below and the pictures belong to him. Do not blame me if after reading this post your eyes will not be virgin anymore. BEWARE!

The following post contains too many hot pictures. For girls under 25 or if you are married please refrain from seeing it.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

See, I told you he's as hot as hell. Spread this, people!
Copypaste this link and give it to your friends. FOR PROMOTIONAL USE ONLY! 

Fructose tastes like me. Sweet.

Long time no see, people! Kekekekekeke.

Now this is getting awkward since I haven't blog for like...3 days. idontknow.

Oooooh there is so many homework and test this week. English, e-maths and e-maths, biology, history and so on and so forth. 

Omfg and I'm sick of them and I'm glad that today's FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GIT DOWN ON FRIDAY!!! But tomorrow's Saturday and there's this sickening Bimbel class.

I hope that tomorrow Immanuel won't come and invigilate our class. His face is so perverted. And annoying.

And my group needs to add some more points in our research draft. SO BBBBBBUUUUUUSSSSSSYYYYY. KEKEKEKE i feel like a college student and that's so cool kekekekekke kekekekekk #NORAKLO

And right now I'm hungry. #14045moment

And then I haven't finished the Bahasa project yet. It was postponed to Monday. I don't even know what to do. And Seba is going to kill me on Monday. 'Anak ibu makin besar makin malas yaa sekarang! Cantik-cantik kok begini?!' #SEBASTYLE

And bytheway, the earthquake 3 days ago was cause by Seba. She fell down. Seriously. No joke.

#5typesofpeopleIhate

The content below is inappropriate for those GEER people. 

1. Boasters
    Seriously.... do we need to know what you have and what brands you wear? 
    No, we don't. 

2. Boys who love to interfere with girls' problems.
    YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GIRLS FEEL AND YOU HAD NEVER HAVE A PERIOD 
    BEFORE AND seriously are you girls?

3. 4L@y
     I'd been in this stage before and I regretted it. h1HIH1hIh1 wK@0wkAoekaowka      c0L1 ^^v

4. That people who loves to fight, you know, like fight bumbambumbam!
    If you want to fight, that's your problem. But please just don't write it at 
    Twitter. It's not too nice to see. humph.

5. That people who loves to bash people and stuff.
    These people, kay I can't stand these type of people. It's not that I didn't 
    bash people and complain about stuff but it's too much. 


Okay, I rant too much today. But SEBA'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT CHEERS ME UP! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! God. Save. Me. From. All. These. Sins. AND AND AND should study, participate and keep my mouth shut during E-maths and A-maths. Kekekekekeke only God knows why. HAHAHAHAHA. 


#ThatHappyMoment when you cuci mata. So nice. My virgin eyes lost its virginity since Suwandi decided to cut his hair. Seriously. Alongke. Sorry, brader. And he sits in front of me. MY EYESSSS!!! And cuci mata literally means looking at hot boys or girls.

#pickone hot or cute? I prefer both but me myself isn't cute or hot HAHAHA. So lame.

And my 11:11 wishes are: Go to South Korea and visit the Teddy Bear museum. Have darker eyebrows. Good marks for all my class tests in all subject. Forgetting that someone and delete him right away from my contact. This is going to be perfect.

THIS IS A PRESENT FOR YOU GUYS! NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYAN!!!
Oke bobok dulu yaa. Sesuatu banget loh <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
http://www.nyan.cat

Annyonghaseo.

Annyonghaseo, people!

So, today is not really bad except for the fact that THERE'S NO MORE HOLIDAY. Hik.

So sick of seeing numbers and words and books. Seriously, if Pokemon is real, I will just drop out from school and be a Poke Trainer. 

And here's the list of works I need to submit this week: 1. FORGET.

                                                                                2. FORGET.

                                                                                3. BAHASA PROJECT

I don't even know that there's a Bahasa project work. I don't even know what to do. Seriously should pay more attention at Seba's class. SMS SEBA MAKAN SONICEEE~~~

And alsooooo, today there's something so amusing and shocking.

Angelin brought this kind of fake slot machine to school. When you pull the handle down, it will shock you. Like literally shock you. The trick is that you need to hold the back of the fake slot machine which is a metal kekekekekeke AND WE TRIED THEM ON MATES AND TEACHERS KEKEKEKE and the best reactions are still from Claudia and Ms. Christie kekekekekeke!!!
Oh, and happy teachers day to all teachers in the world! Remember, karma will bite you. Don't give too many homework to your students. They're all stressed and frustrated.

Today, Seba received a present of the school. So happy. Last year, the school forgot to give her present on Teachers' Day. The school is so bad.

So, when Seba finally received her present, I was like:

JJINBBANG!!!!

Right now I'm so anxious. Waiting for his reply. Damn it. Regretted at the first place when I pressed the enter button. Sent 14 minutes ago. WHERE THE FUCUK ARE YOU.

Oh yes bytheway, Widodo requested for a hot picture of me kekekekeke.

So here you go.

Happy now?

HAHAHAHA kaybye.

I can only imagine.

Haloooo haloooo Bandunggggg.

I've been sick for a while...............WITH BIEBER FEVER. No, just kidding.

First of all, I want to say RIP to Melody, a very supportive and loyal ELF. May God bless your soul. Amen.

Today I went to the grave at I-don't-know-what-is-the-name-of-the-place-all-I-know-is-that-it's-a-grave to celebrate the 49th day of my grandpa's death. I went there early in the morning at around 6 to 6:30 AM. Couldn't sleep at all in the car. My grandma....well....she talks so loud....but nevermind.

Didn't get the chance to eat the delicious soto ayam there but nevermind.

At least today I got the chance to eat Barokah kekekekekeke whoa I miss Barokah so muchhh.

Less than three, Barokah. Less than three.

And now, that 'less than three' phrase reminds me of someone....again.

I miss his fluffy hair. I hope you miss my fluffy UHUK hair too.

WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING YOUR PIN WHEN I DIDN'T HAVE THE GUT TO TALK TO YOU, BRO? WHAT'S THE POINTTTTT?

Okay, I should stop being dramatic kekekekekeke. #galau #galau #jomblonyesek

And then, there are more and more couples again in my timeline.

There are more and more love quotes again in my timeline.

Seriously, if you guys break up one day, HOHOHOHO YOU GUYS CAN KISS MY FLUFFY BUTT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hope you guys break up as soon as possible. #jomblojomblocemburu #bukanjojoba LET'S JOIN THE JOJOBA ARMY! DEFENITION OF SINGLE = HAPPY AND READY TO MINGLE.

Advantages of being single: 1. Still can cuci mata without feeling guilty.

                                          2. Your boyfriend will be jealous if you still save                                               pictures of hot korean guys then

                                              you quarrel then break up. So not nice and unfair

                                              right? The singles still can save pictures. BWEK.

                                          3. The singles can talk to other guys/girls

                                              without having to feel guilty.

                                          4. The singles can eat as much as they want to

                                              without having to think 'What if I

                                              gain weight and my boyfriend/girlfriend will say

                                              that I'm fat and ugly and leave me?' HA!

                                          5. SAY NO MORE TO CEMBURU AND NYESEK AND

                                             JUTEK.

                                          6. etc.

           

School starts tomorrow. Haven't finished Miss Satya's homework. Still left some questions like 5 to 6 but I'm too lazy to move my ass and grab that piece of homework and finish them all.

I purposely write illegibly so that she will find problems while marking my homework.

That's the consequence when you gave two pieces of homework during the holiday KEKEKEKEKE.

And I'm so fed up when teachers who threaten students with the detention thingy. Seriously.

Okay, I rant so much today. Now, I want to poo. But before I go to poo, let me post some pictures kekekekeke.

To Try Widodo.

This post is dedicated to Try Widodo.

Aura Kasih and Syahrini with 2PM. SO JEALOUSSSS!!!

Sesuatu banget ya! <3

God bless Soehyun.