Science and Faith.

Just had my dinner. Damn full. Ck.

I have two good news and one bad news.
THE GOOD NEWS AREEEE research paper and documentary film are done like FINALLY!!! Thank God now I can play my Pokemon and do whatevershit I want to do. 
The bad news is.....UN Project Reflection which is to be due tomorrow yeah. 
The questions are 'What did the project mean to you? What did you learn? What is your pledge?'
The project means SHIT to me. I learn nothing except for that North Sumatra is pretty awesome. My pledge is I will never pick such topic like Tourism in North Sumatra again.


Hmmphh. I finally decided what I should do with my adult life.
My plan is to graduate from a good university with a degree in either pyrotechnics, engineering, sport science, doctor or business. Then, I'll probably work for about 4 to 5 years. Travel around the world. Earn some cash. Probably a year in China to practice my Chinese.Then, I'll probably date someone IF I CAN FIND THAT SOMEONE. We get married after that IF I CAN FIND THAT SOMEONE. We'll have one handsome and intelligent son and one beautiful and intelligent daughter IF I CAN FIND THAT SOMEONE. Or I'll probably end up begging for money on streets someday. I do not know. Hmmphh kay kay end here lah end here lahh.

 

 
ME GUSTAAA.

Me 2 years ago.

Me 3 years ago. This picture creeps me out errr.


KBYE.

KAMEKAMEHAAAAAA!!!

Have no time to update my blog these past few days.
Project. Project. Project. Project. Project. Project. Research paper.
So frustrated. It is due on Monday. We only have 2 days left to finish everything up before MOONNNNDAAAAYYYYY and thank God we've done at least a bit.
Minimum 10 minutes. Done like 3 minutes. Uhuk. Dayumm.
Going to skip Bimbel tomorrow for project work. Aha aha ahak.

What I do during Bimbel:
1. Trying to sleep despite the loud voice of the bimbel teacher.
2. Chatting.
3. Checking my phone a.k.a. pretend to look busy when there's nobody who wants to talk to me or mention me on Twitter. 
4. Quarrel with Immanuel.
5. Stare at the clock.


Got nothing to do. Let's make list of awkward moments:
1. That awkward moment when you hit someone who you thought is your friend very hard on the back.
2. That awkward moment when your friends swear in front of your parents.
3. That awkward moment when you're dancing and singing in your room and your parents enter.
4. That awkward moment when you're in the middle of taking a nice bath when suddenly there's a huge earthquake and you're stuck naked in the bathroom.
5. That awkward moment when you dream of falling. THIS ONE ROCKS MUAHAHA.
6. That awkward moment when you forgot to pay and the cashier thought you're trying to shoplift.
7. That awkward moment when you walk into a room full of strangers alone.
8. That awkward moment when nobody laughs at your joke.
9. That awkward moment when your teacher caught you teasing him/her.
10. That awkward moment when I don't know what to write about awkward moments anymore.

YEAHH PICTURESSS

I wish I had a brother like this kid. 

VOLDEMORT IS SEXY AND HE KNOWS IT.

LOOK AT THE HAND OF THE GUY SITTING NEXT TO HIM. HAHAHAHA!!!

Damn.

I want those Pokeballs. Nuff said.

YEAH KEEP CALM AND PLAY POKEMON!!!

FINALLY THE LEGENDARY POKEMON SONG!!!!!!!!! 

Kay, it's almost 3AM kekekekekekeke should wake at 8 tomorrow and that sucks. 
BYE ASSBUTT.

Shaniqua Chiuman will be my daughter's name.

 
Sorry for being so talkative today.
 

GTFO.

This post might contain vulgar materials that are not suitable for kids below 13.

I'm so pissed off with two people right now plus the rain is pissing me off. THE RAIN IS PISSING ME OFF SERIOUSLY IT'S SO NOISY!!! Kay, enough of the ranting. 


First of all, I would like to rant about this peculiar girl or boy. I must admit that she/he is friendly BUT SHE/HE IS WAY TOO FRIENDLY. Look, not everything is about you or connected to you. You do not have to fucking interfere or get involved in everything. I'm done.


Then, I would like to rant to this nasty not-hot-but-act-hot boy. So damn cheap. He's like a bitch, but the male version of bitch. If you're hot, it's okay but you're not at all. Look, if you expect girls to be cheap around you, then you are wrong cause I'm not going to be cheap around you. I regretted talking to you because I just found out how cheap you are, dude. If you think that girls are going to show their *TITTT* to you because you think you're hot, then you're wrong. Fucking nonsense. 


HOOH I'M SO RELIEVED AFTER WRITING THOSE SHITS UHUK UHUK UHUK. Enough of sad and mad entries. Looking forward to write happy entries. Must be happy happy happy. 

Ayu Ting Ting

I've heard that the name Ayu Ting Ting brings luck so that's why I use it as my title. Hope something good will happen soon HOHOHOHOHO. By the way, Ayu Ting Ting is a dangdut singer who is right now urmmm quite famous in Indonesia. Ooooh, here's a link to her song CLICK HERE. Yeah I know it's so lame. Uhuk. 

Anyway, the UN project thingy is due on 17th October and my group has done nothing. Plus, now I have a new project which is called 'Project L36' which is about making artificial legs for disabled people using ring tabs. Plus, exam is like a month away. Shit, time does fly fast. 


BY THE WAY I've made up a list of dreams I would like to pursue when I am older:


1. Be a rich thai thai. Shake ass at home, wake up late, play mahjong, you name it.
2. Make airplanes, tanks, submarines, ships, cars, etc. then build a very huge 
    mansion filled with hot boys with six pack and wear only underwear. WOOT!!!
3. Be a biologist or chemist which are quite lame.
4. Be a spy. YEAH WORK FOR THE FBI OR CIA!!!! BUM BAM BUM BAM!!!
5. Be an astronaut. Be the first person to enter Venus. OOOH awesome.
6. Be an actress BUT I only accept  the AHJUMMA roles so I can touch hot young 
    Korean stars.
7. Be a singer. But my voice sounds like elephants making child. 
8. Be a dancer. Belly dance~~~
9. Stay with my parents forever.


Kay kay enough of those nonsense dreams. KEKEKEKE it's 2AM right now and I'm really sleepy so let's go to sleep. TING TONG!!!

fall for anything.

Spent the last 3 hours reading funny shits on tumblr. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Damn.

Look at the orange dot for 30 seconds and it will turn to a purple dot.

 

Such a perv.

 "Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die." - Tumblr

Kay kay enough enough enough.


TOMORROW IS TUESDAY and there's PE and I think Mr. Justin is going to make us do the running techniques again and butts are hurting after that. And I'm getting bored of school I swear to God. And project work is due 2 weeks from today. Homework. Quizzes. Chapter tests. These epic stuff must be done before the mid-year exam which is like 2 months away. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. 


Can't wait for the mid-year break. More than a month. Sleep and eat like a pig everyday. Play Pokemon. Awww sweet. And fucuk exercise, LET MY TUMMY BE BIG LIKE A BALL. 


BYEEEEEEEE!!!! :) #CREEPYSMILE

CONGRATULATIONS!

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE THE 100 000 000TH VISITOR! TO RECEIVE THE PRIZE, CLICK HERE!

I'm Sexy And I Know It.

Still wondering where those pictures I'd promised you about? NO LOL I'M JUST LYING I'M SO LAZY KAY! 

Seriously, I need another term break like right now. I'm so sick of coming to school and  do exercises. I'm so sick of my mother pulling my blanket every single morning. I'm so sick of looking at numbers and chemical names I do not even understand. I'm so sick of going to the toilet and look at nasty stuff like unflushed pee and poo. HEY RESPONSIBLE LAH YOU THROW WASTE YOU EXPECT ME TO FLUSH FOR YOU? Okay enough of the ranting. God so #galau man. 


By the way, visited Istana Maimun and Tjong A Fie last Friday for our project. Took some pictures but again, lazy to upload. Well, interviewed a French tourist....which was an epic fail. So not professional and stuttered a lot. Uhuk. Then, I went to Claudia's house to make some videos. And by the way, the VLOGs we made at Starbucks were uploaded. CLICK HERE to watch our awesome VLOGs. You are going to be shocked because I look kinda hot there. No lah not hot must be humble oke?


By the way, Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO is awesome. HUAHAHAHA ESPECIALLY THE WIGGLE WIGGLE PART. CLICK HERE TO WATCH YO BABY BABIES. LMFAO always make phenomenal music videos. And have you noticed that I use 'LINK' too much? I just know how to link stuff at my entry. Maklum, suapakau. 

So true. So true. Our textbooks got reprinted for how many times? First published at 1980 or something. 


KBYE! A A I WORK OUTTT!!!

TOP OF THE WORLD.

Received a very good epic news today!
STRAIGHT As FOR TERM ONE HUAHAHAHAHA seriously I'm going to be a nerd by the end of Secondary 3. Seriously, there are tons of homework every single day. It's okay if they are easy but their not as easy as cleaning your butt after poo. That one easy leh, these homework no!!! #Singlish Walao my singlish so shiok one.

So, I promised you that I'll post pictures of Giovanni's birthday but because I'm being a nerd for these past few days and due to my extreme laziness to plug Speedy and switch on my laptop so no. But because tomorrow is the start of the term break and I do not have to take my report file because I know my grades already and my mom cannot speak English and she doesn't want to hear bad comments from Ms. Eileen and so you know the end already lahhh.

So, pictures are all from Elaine's facebook and 2 pictures of me are from Delfina's blog. PUTU PUTU NARZIZ GITULOCH ^^~ #DoNotReadThisBlogAnymore

Kekekekekeke here's the cake huahahahahaha kept it in my refrigerator for the whole night. I think it smelled like meat or fish I don't know. I placed it very near to them. 

Who is this hot chick? Why is she here in my blog?

The unknown hot girl and the birthday girl!

DONO COUPLE.

I LOVE YOSHI. LESS THAN THREE, YOSHI. less than three. <3

 

HOT BROTHER VINCENT TANOTO.

LAI JO EN MAMI CIM LU HENG LAI!!!

AND PREPARE FOR EXTREME HOTNESS THAT WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM AND SHOUT. Seriously.

Now, please put on your clothes. HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. #ABAIKAN #LAGISTRESS


And as you can see, my hair is getting longer and it's getting epic. Haircut this Saturday probably. Uhuk. Goodbye yoo mushroom.


I will upload pictures from my own camera as soon as possible. Okay, soon if I'm not lazy. Truth is the resize thingy is the most troublesome part in the process of uploading pictures. So lazy you know. HUAHAHAHA KBYE!


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18th September 2011

I want to thank Giovanni Tionardy for the treat and fun I had today. Thanks, Gio! Muahahahahaha cepat-cepat jadian sama Minhwan atau siapa pun yang lu suka deh! #Norak

Uhuk, so let me tell you what I did today.
Woke up at 8:30 AM. Ngulet-ngulet in my bed for like 15 minutes then wake up and had my breakfast, shower, brush my teeth, etc. Hoehaoehoaheo. Woke dad up to send me to Giovanni's house but before that, I fetched Delfina AND SAW THE MOST HANDSOME KID IN THE WORLD! YES! DELWYN DIEGO!!! SO HAWT!!! #Pedofil #Abaikan

Delfina, Claudia, Elaine, Cat S, Nathania and I arrived at Giovanni's house at about 9 AM. Hmmm. 
 
Huahahahaha. Yesterday, we actually planned to make a surprise for Giovanni. But it failed, unfortunately. Kenzie told her that we were in front of their house. It failed epicly. HOEHAOEHAOEHO. Had a great time at her house. Taking pictures, eating the food her mom cooked for us early in the morning (thanks ie! Lain kali saya tak akan merepotkan anda lagi. Annyeong!) and played pingpong with Kenzie. Losing to a P6 kid is no fun at all. He punished me by asking me to go down the stairs to her sister's room SQUATING. KENZIE ASDFGHJKL but nevermind. He is so cute and adorable aha aha aha aha ayok brondong sama ciecie. #Abaikan #Stress

Then, okay not we but me, Elaine and Claudia went to Starbucks in Sun hohohoho. Actually, our main plain was to 'SKYPE WITH MISS SATYA AND DISCUSS ABOUT OUR RESEARCH PAPERS' but it failed. First, she is not online until now and second, I was so hyped about this 'HAI EVERYONE' guy. HUAHAHAHAHA seriously, that guy is epic. Then, we camwhored in the public. But who cares, nobody knows us. Huahahahahahahahaha. Made many failed VLOGs. Claudia should've uploaded it by now at her blog. 

Then, we went to Traders where Giovanni held her birthday at. Realise that I always start new paragraphs with 'THEN'? I've got no other words to replace 'then' uhuk. Took a lot of pictures huahahahaha and there are boys like Vincent, Widodo, Jestin, Lawrence and Christopher. Huahahahaha. So happy leh huahaha so many hot pictures phaisei lor. 

#RightNowTypingSuperFastBecauseTheMUvsChelseaMatchHasStartedAlready

Then, we went to Cambridge in two cars. Huahahahaha there's already 2 cars but it's still so squeezy. Sat on Elaine's lap while holding my fart huahahahahaha. Laughing while holding your fart is pure torture. Huahahahahaha. We planned, again, to watch horror movies in moviegoers however, when we arrived there, ALL THE ROOMS ARE FULL. THEN FOR WHAT I HOLD FART FOR SO LONG LEH???!!!

Kay, pictures will be uploaded tomorrow since my Nikon thingy in my laptop had been deleted and now I can't resize pictures. Saved some pictures from Facebook and also some pictures from camwhoring. However, football and McD first kay so tomorrow I will upload those pictures. And also, there are many DONO moments today uhuk uhuk people love DONO moments uhuk uhuk it is Widodo and Novie moments if you would like to know.

KAY BYE THE MATCH HAS ALREADY STARTED AISHH!!!

A Tribute to Giovanni Tionardy

First of all, I want to wish my dear friend GIOVANNI TIONARDY a happy birthday. 

Ignore the 'From: IU' thingy. HUAHAHA long last with Try Widodo.

Home alone right now. Hmmm. Alone. Hmmm. I want food. Hmmm. But don't worry I bought myself a McD fried chicken so I won't be lonely tonight. Currently in a special relationship with research paper. What a perfect Saturday night. Hmm.

Nothing much to say. This blog is so dead. Muahahaha. Goodnight!!!

And we stay forever young.

Great news: FINISHED MY RESEARCH PAPER!!! WOOHOOOOOOO

Seriously, it is killing me slowly and right now I'm an expert in Tourism in North Sumatra. HUH! No, just kidding. Barely understood anything. Copypasted everything. Roses are red and violets are blue, God bless my research paper yuhuuu. #jayus #gaje  And do you know that Immanuel church near Sun Plaza is the oldest church in Medan? #RandomNorthSumatraFacts Uhuk.

Played American football today kekekekekekeke. It was fun DURING the game and AFTER the game I smelled like a pig shxt. Sweating like a pig. I'm sorry to those people who are sitting around me, my body odor smells like shxt. I know and I'm sorry. Then, my armpits are so sweaty and this is the problem. Every time you wanted to grab something far and you opened your armpits and there are people around you, there is an #awkwardmoment 'Should I take that thing or shouldn't I?' 'What if they smell my armpit? WHAT SHALL I DO LEHHH????' Ahhh... #galau 


And bytheway, now I know what I want to be when I am older. Yes, you're right!
                                   RICH THAI THAI
Kekekekekeke seriously, just sit down and shake ass and sleep and eat and blablabla. Kekekekekeke. Awesome, right?
Kay goodnight!!! 

 

 

Drop out and be the next Bill Gates.

I want to drop out from school, work, earn cash, build my own spaceship, be the youngest person to fly a spaceship solo, be famous and rich and then live with hot Korean guys.
If life is as easy as writing the sentence above. Hmm.
Lately, I'm having a mood swing or PMS a.k.a. Pissed at MimiAtutBulgogi Syndrome. Mimi Atut Bulgogi is my other nickname.....it's okay if you do not understand. Kekekekeke. UHUK. KEKEKEKEKEKEKE. 
Erkhem erkhem. This paragraph is so awkward.


I'm still pissed for the fact that this Agama teacher, Immanuel, confiscated my headphone, ONLY THE HEADPHONE, and has not returned it back yet. Seriously, whythefuuuu should you confiscate a headphone that is unplugged? That's just plain stupid. I sacrificed my peaceful weekend just to come to school and listen to boring lectures for the sake of Ujian Nasional which will be held next year. Seriously, I paid for the tuition which is pretty expensive, sacrificed my weekend just to come to school on Saturday and then you just hit the door and screamed at me. It's not like I'm the only one talking in the class. Hey, there were bunch of students who were talking and giggling and you didn't scold them? Are you blind or something? Then, you screamed at me harshly and every DAMN time I asked you why am I the only one that you scold, you just ignore the question and ask me to shut up. And dude, I asked you politely. Screaming just make you look like an idiot, not fierce kay? Get lost, dude. Like seriously.


Okay, enough of the ranting. You should be proud because I dedicated my 12 minutes writing a long paragraph for you, Immanuel. Yeah, you should. Kekekekekeke, MOOD SWING CYUNG CYUNG!!!


And periodic table. Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, Neon, Sodium, Magnesium, Aluminum, Silicon, Phosphorus, Sulfur, Chlorine, Argon, Potassium and Calcium. Should memorise that for the quiz tomorrow. Life is Secondary 3 is just crazy. On the first day of school, teachers gave you angelic smiles that would make you feel relieved BUT THEN THEY GIVE A LOT OF HOMEWORK AND TEST AND THERE ARE TONS OF THEM. Yuk rame-rame rebus baygon terus minum yuk. Syubidambidambidam~~


Love life....Hmm, not interested in having a relationship with someone. Kekekekeke ignore my previous posts about that 'guy'. He's not important to me anymore. Kekekekekekeke. Saya ABG yang sangat labil. Ampuni saya oh. 


Oh yes, a special present for you:

Suatu hari, pada zaman kealayan Novie Chiuman,
 

These are like apology letters to Try Widodo but they're in pictures. Kekekekekekeke. KEKEKEKEKE. PUAS?!


Brb nangis di bawah shower. #PocongggStyle
And bytheway, the real Poconggg is pretty handsome uhuk. 


Okay, Tuti sudah marah. Let's go to sleep now. Cukstaw!

And by the way, this post is also for my English assignment. Copy paste uhuk uhuk so pardon my ENGLISH YANG LEBAY SEKALI.