#UKISSNEVERLAND

U-Kiss NEVERLAND MV is so freaaaaaakiiiiingggggg coooooooolll!!! :B

Dongho is so freaking hot there!!!!!!!!!

Everybody is freaking hot there, literally!

THE SONG IS AWESOMEEEE MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

If you want to watch the uber cool MV just search 'u-kiss neverland' on youtube then you'll find it.

However, it's not in the official U-Kiss channel. The official channel is pretty slow kekekekeke.

Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvS-R7UIpPk&feature=youtu.be

However, the uploader announced that the he/she will delete the video as soon as the official channel uploads it so QUICK OPEN IT!!!

Kbye. Busy watching the legendary MV! Kekekekekeke.

Umbrella Beach

cause life is not about studying and having a bunch of boyfriends. it's about eating. - Novie Chiuman

Ehem, ignore the quote above.

So, as usual, I spend my day sleeping and eating and blogging and tweeting

                                                                               BUT.....

TODAY, THE FOOD I ATE IS AWESOME!!!!!

Ate pork during lunch. Kekekekekeke.

OHMYFUCUKINGGODOHMYGOD THE PORK IS AWESOME!!!

I think one day if I keep on eating pork I will turn into a pig. I eat too much pork already nowadays.

Ate a whole ikan kambing-kambing bumbu rica-rica just now. Now, I want to puke. Too much fish can kill you.

OH YES BREAKFAST. I FORGOT BREAKFAST.

No, I didn't have breakfast today. Overslept. This is how I spend my holiday. So pathetic yeah.

I'm sick of reading tweets like 'Congrats blablablblabla longlast! :D'

Seriously, there are so many couples already in Medan. WHEN IS MY TIME TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND?

Then, there are so many couples going out together. S.O.D.A.M.N.C.U.T.E.

See the sarcasm in the sentence above? Oh yeah, I'm being sarcastic not because I'm jealous.

Actually, I'm pretty jealous..... Shxt. #jomblongenes

Seriously, these couples are so romantic, especially in Twitter.

'Say, uda bobok?' 'Say, uda makan? Lauknya apa say?' 'Say, out yuk!' 'Goodnight say! Sweet dream!'

I can only bite my fingers reading those tweets. Hik. HELP MEEEEEE!!!!!

And then hot guys.

Hot guys: 1.They're already taken.

                2.They're waiting for some hot girls.

                3.They are perfectionists. They want perfect girls.

                4.They're....gays.

Uhuk. #jomblongenes #galau

Kbye!

I want to be the gravity in your universe.

ENVY THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE ENJOYING THEMSELVES IN AFRICA, BALI, AUSTRALIA, ETC.

Hooh, right now I'm having a vacation in Hoenn region and that's in Pokemon Ruby. I'm so lame....

God, I'm so bored right now. I have no life at all.

There are THREE PIECES KAY THREE PIECES of holiday homework. Teachers really know how to make their students suffer. Haven't touch them at all.

Ehem, because I'm so boooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeeddddddd right now, I'm going to search for some pictures of swaggy stuff (no, swaggy is not in the dictionary) at tumblr and post them here.

1. Bedrooms

But only the TV and the view.

Even though I could not swim.

 #LAME

HOYI.

HMMM.

HOEHAOEHAOHEOAHEOAHEOAH THAT'S LIFE!

2. Chow Chow

SO DAMN CUTEEEEEE SO CUTEEEE LIKE A SMALL FLUFFY LITTLE BEAR!!!

3.LEGOS

HMMMM IF I HAVE A HOUSE MADE OF LEGOS HMMMM

I WANT THAT! HOAHEOAHEOAH SEXY BEARD.

If only the world looks like this.

NYANYANYANYANYANYANYAN

4. Graffiti

Uhuy.

Kay, that's all! LET'S SLEEP KEKEKEKEKEKEKE goodnight!!!!

There are somethings you don't know about me.

The title of this entry has nothing to do with the content. After you read this entry, nyehh everything will stay the same. This is just for fun kekekekekeke.

Again, I copied this entry from Delfina Paulin Sugandi --> http://sugandeyy.blogspot.com/

Thank you my master for allowing me to copy quizzes from your blog. Cepat-cepat dapat pacar yaa.

So below are 100 questions I've answered:

01. What is your name, birthdate and birth place ?
» Novie Chiuman
» 18th August 1995
» Medan, Indonesia.

02. Blood type and Zodiac sign ?
» B
» Leo

03. What is your height, weight and shoe size ?
» 163 cm
» 53 kg
» 37

04. How many people are in your family ?
» FOUR

05. What is one strength/weakness that you possess ?
» Strength: straight forward.
» Weakness: straight forward.

06. What's your motto ?
» Live to eat not eat to live and Damai Itu Rp. 50.000

07. What are your favorite words ?
» ATUT ATUT ATUT HENSIPLAS

08. What kind of animal would you compare yourself to ?
» Dogs. I could imitate them KEKEKEKE.

09. What are your hobbies ?
» eating. sleeping. tweeting. sending random voicenotes.

10. What kind of special talents or abilties do you have ?
» i could eat 6 times a day. awesome yeah.

11. What kind of computer you use, and what software program do you enjoy using the most ?
» microsoft 1997. hell yeah. so vintage.
» is mozilla firefox a software program? i'm not a computer geek so sorry.

12. About how many email pen-pals do you have ?
» HAHAHA none.

13. Did you ever use the ASCII based bbs and did you ever meet anyone off of them ?
» wtf is ASCII based bbs?

14. What is the first thing you do/website you check when you get online ?
» twitter.com. I've got no life at all.

15. Tell us, what's something we should avoid at all costs ?
» texting or tweeting while driving.

16. Favorite TV show theme song ?
» putri yang ditukar. HAHAHA. #abaikan

17. What is your one favorite Monday/Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday/Friday TV Show ?
» No. But if for commercial I like the SMS SAHUR MAKAN SONICEEE~~

18. What phrase do you say a lot ?
» nyanyanyanyan.

19. What brand of cigarettes got you hooked on cigarettes (if any) ?
» no. i don't smoke.

20. Is there anything you can't stop doing ?
» being awesome. HAHAHA no seriously.

21. If you could only eat one type of food for the rest of your life, what would you choose ?
» KEPITING SAUS PADANG SLURPPP!

22. What are your favorite drinks ?
» minute maid pulpy orange o'mango.

23. What is your favorite food?
» kepiting saus padang.

24. What food are you best at cooking ?
» popmie. water.

25. What's your favorite kind of flower ?
» i'm not a flower person.

26. Where do you buy most of your clothes ?
» depends.

27. What do you do with clothes that you regret having bought ?
» leave them. act as if i do not buy those clothes.

28. Has anyone ever given you a ring ?
» nope.

29. What brand/service is your cell phone ? Also, what song do you use as the ringer ?
» blackberry and XL. My phone is always on silent mode. Uhuk.

30. What kind of skin care products do you use ?
» water.

31. Worst childhood halloween costume ?
» .... showercap.

32. How did you get your first scar ?
» forgot already lahhh.

33. What was the last color you painted your fingernails ?
» HAHAHA FINGERNAILS? SERIOUSLY?

34. What kind of perfume/cologne do you like ?
» i don't use perfume. c.a.p. from teen top told me not to.

35. What kind of shampoo, conditioner and other hair care products do you use ?
» .....

36. Please comment on men's make up ?
» ...... i'm so tired already. end quickly lah.

37. What is your favorite Shakespearian play ?
» romeo and juliet.

38. What do you think of guys who tuck polo shirts into their jeans ?
» a very neat and nerdy guys. uhuk.

39. It's a bit out of the blue, but here's the Ultimate Choice Series! Based solely on the two choices given. Basically it is picking the lesser of two evils :
- Would you choose a hot, but really poor guy/girl, or an ugly but rich one ?
» hot poor guy. i don't need a rich guy to feed me. i have my own career. no i lied. i do not have any career.

- Would you choose a hot, but really stupid guy/girl, or an extremely intelligent but ugly one ?
» hot and intelligent.

- Would you rather be with someone who wanted you only for your money or only for your looks ?
» nope. sorry.

- Would you rather be with someone who you didn't trust, or who didn't trust you ?
» depends.

40. What kinds of things do you think it's really sexy when guys/girls do ?
» when they....they....they......i don't know. depends on their looks. kekekeke.

41. What kind of person makes you think "He/She really pisses me off!" ?
» fucuking person who is very impolite and attention seeker.

42. There may be many, but what one value/trait would you like to make sure your son or daughter had ?
» INHERIT MY EYES gawk.

43. What kind of fashion do you think is really uncool ? (girl's or guy's)
» i do not know. me myself fails at fashion. why bother asking me about this.

44. If you could travel back in time and stop yourself from doing 1 thing, what would it be ?
» fall for that special guy.

45. Which Star Trek crew would you most like to have been a part of ?
» SPOCK.

46. It is the year 2020 and your 15 year old child has decided that "goth" is back in style - would you be okay with that ?
» no. later he/she cut his/her own wrist.

47. How long do you spend in the bath/shower ?
» 5 minutes. i hate taking a bath.

48. Would you have liked to have an identical twin ?
» no.

49. You can switch bodies with a celebrity for one day - Who would you be ? and how would you spend your day ?
» switch bodies with justin bieber then do all the bad things like smoking, etc.

50. Army, Navy, Airforce, or Marines ?
» AIRFORCE FOR GOODNESS SAKE IT'S SO COOL HAHAHAHA BUMBAMBUMBAM!!!

51. Were you ever in boyscouts/girlscouts ?
» no.

52. What part of yourself makes you think, 'I sure am cute!' ?
» .....

53. When have you thought, 'I'm such a little devil' ?
» ohh i have that thought all the time.

54. If you could live your life over from any point, when would that be ? Why ?
» my life is awesome okay every point of my life is awesome ESEHHH

55. Have you ever been in a long-distance relationship ?
» nope.

56. Do you think love and marriage are separate ?
» yes. if you marry someone, it's either because you love him/her or you are forced too. love is different from that.

57. What would you do if you turned into a cat for a day ?
» feed this pussycat.

58. What would you do if you became invisible for a day ?
» find that special guy.

59. What TV show do you wish they would put back on the air ?
» tersanjung. all 7 seasons.

60. Do you dream in color ?
» SO MANY DREAMS HOW CAN I POSSIBLY REMEMBER.

61. Shopping Pride! What's the most expensive thing you've ever bought in your whole life ? How much was it ?
» forgot already lahhh.

62. What is the best cure for a broken heart ?
» eat kepiting saus padang or misop.

63. When was the last time you made someone cry ? What did you do ?
» i made kids cry. i irritate them. yep.

64. At what age did you realize you could stand up to your parents ?
» forgot already lahhh

65. If you had to go to confession - how long would you have to be in the box ?
» if love: might take months or years until i'm sick of them. if for bad deeds: might take some days.

66. Next in the Ultimate Choice Series! Your boyfriend/girlfriend suddenly breaks up with you.
Which of the following reasons for the breakup is worse ?
"I've fallen in love with your best friend."
"I've fallen in love with my best friend."
» "I've fallen in love with my best friend." that means if his best friend is a guy it means he's a homo, right?


67. What is something you want to buy right now, and have the money to buy?
» buy a G6 then fly to korea or that one country where the special one lives.

68. It'd be cool to win a lot of money. What would you do if you won $3 million (after taxes) in the lottery ?
» buy fake butts. KEKEKEKE THEN GO TO KOREA TO ATTRACT HOT KOREAN GUYS.

69. What magazines do you read ?
» reader's digest. i only read the humour and health sections.

70. What books have you read recently ?
» Poconggg Juga Pocong

71. How many piercings do you have ?
» not even one.

72. What would you advise people do if trying lose weight?
» eat only apple

73. If you could have one non-domesticated animal become domesticated and own it as a pet, what would it be ?
» baby polar bear

74. How many times a week do you have sex ?
» 100000000000000000000 - 100000000000000000000 = 0

75. How do you get rid of body hair ?
» WAXING, BABY.

76. Is there any hair growing on the top of your feet?
» i'm not a monkey .____.

77. Minimally, how long should you know someone before you can say that you've fallen in love with them ?
» depends.

78. Do you think you have a split personality ?
» probably.

79. What color is most of your underwear ?
» COLOURFUL!

80. What song has a special memory for you ?
» sari roti theme song

81. Besides money/credit cards, what do you carry in your purse/wallet ?
» hu thau a.k.a. jimat

82. What do you treasure most ?
» family and friends. i'm a very  lovely person KEKEKEKE.

83. Do you believe in the existence of god(s) ?
» yes.

84. You're walking along the beach and stumble upon a bottle. You rub the bottle and a genie appears. He grants you 1 wish. What would it be ?
» INFINITE WISHES HAHAHAHA GOSH 

85. What do you do to lift your spirits when you feel like nothing good is happening ?
» eating delicious food.

86. What blood type can you not stand? (have bad compatibility with) Why?
» sometimes A sometimes AB.

87. What would you do if you met a person who was just like you ?
» kekekekekke try to befriend with him/her then see how annoying i actually am.

88. What do you want to be when you grow up ?
» rich thaithai. shao nainai.

89. When do you think of yourself as a genius ?
» when i help people to solve their problems. but that happens rarely.

90. When was the last time you got pissed off ?
» yesterday.

91. What made you happy recently ?
» tok tok tok. P.S. only some people understand the phrase 'tok tok tok'

92. Which one of your friends do you not understand at all ?
» someoneeee.

93. Tell us about a time recently, when you looked stupid for having thought something wrong.
» all the time.

94. Make up a word and definition.
» hensiplas=mentel word for handsaplast or handyplast or handiplast or etc.

95. Do you think guys and girls can be friends ?
» OF COURSE WHY NOT

96. Share the three most painful experiences of your life.
» being hurt being hurt being hurt

97. You are one of the Greek gods - which one are you ?
» ZEUS. KEKEKEKE.

98. If the world was going to end in one week, what would you spend that week doing ?
» eating.

99. How often do you write poetry ?
» no.

100. It's the 100th question! Say one last thing! (if you can, you must be tired of answering these)
» let me sleep.

Finished the damn longggggggggggggg quiz. i'm exhausted. goodnight!

Awesome. Dope.

Today is a really epic day.
There are TWO GOOD NEWS:
First, MANCHESTED UNITED WINS AGAINST ARSENAL!
Believe it or not, the final score is 8-2!
Uhuk.
Second, I just realised that sending random voicenotes to people in bbm is superdupermegagiga tons of fun!!!
HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
But there is only one bad news: TODAY WE FAILED AT MAKING A NEW VIDEO FOR THELEGENDOFSCIENCE DUE TO LAZINESS.
Went to Carissa's home today and the only thing I did there was sending random voicenotes.
Oh yes, today nyan atut bulgogi a.k.a. hensi a.k.a. me lost in the battle of an empty pack of Haribo against bawin.
Seriously, bawin is a vociferous furry little poodle.
P.S.: Haribo is a brand of sweets....and the empty pack of Haribo doesn't belong to me.


I really miss you. Really really really miss you.
I want to hug you tight and never let you go.
This is why I hate falling in love to someone studying in a country far away from Indonesia.
Seriously, it sucks. Trust me.


Uhuk. Okay the paragraph below is really awkward....well at least for me it is.


What should I do to improve my blog? Like anything. It's plain boring. I know.
And do you know how to link people? How to change the template? I'm a retard, I know.
Don't judge me. Nobody is perfect. Kekekekekeke.


So, that's all for today. Thank you for reading.
I know I'm so lebay and galau today. Uhuk.
GOODNIGHT!!!!!! AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA!!!

An Awkward Introduction.

Well, this is awkward.
This is my first time blogging. I do not know what to write.
Uhuk.
First of all, let me introduce myself.


My name is Novie Chiuman.
I was born in Medan on the 18th August 1995. It was noon, I think.
Ermm....ermmm....
My zodiac sign is Leo and my blood type is B WHICH MEANS...
1. I'M A STRAIGHT FORWARD PERSON.
2. I DO NOT THINK BEFORE I ACT.
3. I'M A SIMPLE PERSON.
My hobbies are sleeping, eating, playing....everything that doesn't involve any exercises or thinking skills.
I am a very awkward person. I hope this blog doesn't turn out to be a boring and awkward blog.
Honestly, I'm a very talkative person. In fact, I'm like NON-STOP NYAN CAT. I won't shut my mouth.
The only way to shut my mouth is to give me food. Sigh.
I'm so random. Yes, one more thing: RANDOM.
Right now, I'm very hungry. Hahahaha GIVE ME FOOD OHMYGODD!!!!!!
NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!


OPEN ----> www.nyan.cat


Here's some quizzes I answered. It's to....avoid....awkwardness.


( write true or false. )

Appearance:
I am shorter than 5'4": FALSE!
I have many scars: true uhuk.
I tan easily: I'M ALREADY TAN. THIS QUESTION IS OFFENSIVE! OFFENSIVEEEEEE!!!!!!
I burn easily: uh false.
I wish my hair was a different color: If I'm blonde, I look like a monkey soooo false.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color: false. This is my natural hair colour.
I have braces: Nope.
I wear glasses or contacts: Yesss.
I have 5 or more piercings: HAHAHA NOT A SINGLE ONE.
I have/had piercings in places besides my ears: Not a single one....
I have freckles: Nopeeee.

Embarrassment:
Disney movies still make me cry: No. HIGH SCHOOL MUSICALLLL WHAT TIME IS IT SUMMAHHHH TIMEEE!!!!
I've laughed so hard I've cried: HAHAHAHA SO TRUE! EPIC!!!!
I've glued my hand to something: No.
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! SO TRUE!!!! HAHAHAHHA!
I've had my pants rip/drop in public: errr....when I was young, kay.
I was born with a disease/impairment: NO.
I've sat in a doctors office with a friend: false.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed: false.
I've had a serious surgery: Emmm...kinda.
I've had chicken pox: Yessssss.

Experiences:
I've gotten lost in a city: False.
I've seen a shooting star: False.
I've wished on a shooting star: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
I've gone out in public in my pajamas: TRUE.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator: EKEKEKEKEKEKEKE TRUEEE
I've been to a casino: False.
I've been skydiving: False.
I've drank a whole bottle of liquor in one hour: False.
I've been in a car crash: False.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue: False.
I've sat on a roof top at night: False.
I've played chicken: False.
I've played a prank on someone: All the time.
I've ridden in a taxi: True.
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show: What is that.
I've eaten Sushi: True.
I've been snowboarding: False.

Relationships:
I'm in one right now: In a relationship with my bolster.
I miss someone right now: ....
I've gotten divorced: .....
I've had a crush on a teacher: HAHA but false.
I've hugged a stranger: false.
I have a crush on someone right now: Uhuk kinda.

 
SO AS YOU CAN SEE I'M QUITE TALKATIVE AND jayus.
so that's all for today. Goodnight! Kekekekeke kekekekeke kekekekeke!!!