Umbrella Beach

cause life is not about studying and having a bunch of boyfriends. it's about eating. - Novie Chiuman

Ehem, ignore the quote above.

So, as usual, I spend my day sleeping and eating and blogging and tweeting

                                                                               BUT.....

TODAY, THE FOOD I ATE IS AWESOME!!!!!

Ate pork during lunch. Kekekekekeke.

OHMYFUCUKINGGODOHMYGOD THE PORK IS AWESOME!!!

I think one day if I keep on eating pork I will turn into a pig. I eat too much pork already nowadays.

Ate a whole ikan kambing-kambing bumbu rica-rica just now. Now, I want to puke. Too much fish can kill you.

OH YES BREAKFAST. I FORGOT BREAKFAST.

No, I didn't have breakfast today. Overslept. This is how I spend my holiday. So pathetic yeah.

I'm sick of reading tweets like 'Congrats blablablblabla longlast! :D'

Seriously, there are so many couples already in Medan. WHEN IS MY TIME TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND?

Then, there are so many couples going out together. S.O.D.A.M.N.C.U.T.E.

See the sarcasm in the sentence above? Oh yeah, I'm being sarcastic not because I'm jealous.

Actually, I'm pretty jealous..... Shxt. #jomblongenes

Seriously, these couples are so romantic, especially in Twitter.

'Say, uda bobok?' 'Say, uda makan? Lauknya apa say?' 'Say, out yuk!' 'Goodnight say! Sweet dream!'

I can only bite my fingers reading those tweets. Hik. HELP MEEEEEE!!!!!

And then hot guys.

Hot guys: 1.They're already taken.

                2.They're waiting for some hot girls.

                3.They are perfectionists. They want perfect girls.

                4.They're....gays.

Uhuk. #jomblongenes #galau

Kbye!