I can only imagine.

Haloooo haloooo Bandunggggg.

I've been sick for a while...............WITH BIEBER FEVER. No, just kidding.

First of all, I want to say RIP to Melody, a very supportive and loyal ELF. May God bless your soul. Amen.

Today I went to the grave at I-don't-know-what-is-the-name-of-the-place-all-I-know-is-that-it's-a-grave to celebrate the 49th day of my grandpa's death. I went there early in the morning at around 6 to 6:30 AM. Couldn't sleep at all in the car. My grandma....well....she talks so loud....but nevermind.

Didn't get the chance to eat the delicious soto ayam there but nevermind.

At least today I got the chance to eat Barokah kekekekekeke whoa I miss Barokah so muchhh.

Less than three, Barokah. Less than three.

And now, that 'less than three' phrase reminds me of someone....again.

I miss his fluffy hair. I hope you miss my fluffy UHUK hair too.

WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING YOUR PIN WHEN I DIDN'T HAVE THE GUT TO TALK TO YOU, BRO? WHAT'S THE POINTTTTT?

Okay, I should stop being dramatic kekekekekeke. #galau #galau #jomblonyesek

And then, there are more and more couples again in my timeline.

There are more and more love quotes again in my timeline.

Seriously, if you guys break up one day, HOHOHOHO YOU GUYS CAN KISS MY FLUFFY BUTT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hope you guys break up as soon as possible. #jomblojomblocemburu #bukanjojoba LET'S JOIN THE JOJOBA ARMY! DEFENITION OF SINGLE = HAPPY AND READY TO MINGLE.

Advantages of being single: 1. Still can cuci mata without feeling guilty.

                                          2. Your boyfriend will be jealous if you still save                                               pictures of hot korean guys then

                                              you quarrel then break up. So not nice and unfair

                                              right? The singles still can save pictures. BWEK.

                                          3. The singles can talk to other guys/girls

                                              without having to feel guilty.

                                          4. The singles can eat as much as they want to

                                              without having to think 'What if I

                                              gain weight and my boyfriend/girlfriend will say

                                              that I'm fat and ugly and leave me?' HA!

                                          5. SAY NO MORE TO CEMBURU AND NYESEK AND

                                             JUTEK.

                                          6. etc.

           

School starts tomorrow. Haven't finished Miss Satya's homework. Still left some questions like 5 to 6 but I'm too lazy to move my ass and grab that piece of homework and finish them all.

I purposely write illegibly so that she will find problems while marking my homework.

That's the consequence when you gave two pieces of homework during the holiday KEKEKEKEKE.

And I'm so fed up when teachers who threaten students with the detention thingy. Seriously.

Okay, I rant so much today. Now, I want to poo. But before I go to poo, let me post some pictures kekekekeke.